A funny tidbit

Watching I Love Lucy reminded me of something stupid that I did when I was in grade school. There's an episode where Lucy and Ethel are trying to be "sexy" and sophisticated. They swing their hips and smoke cigarettes. I saw this episode and thought it was amazing.

Being the impressionable young fifth grader (or whatever I was) that I was, I decided that I would attempt to attract the opposite sex in much the same way while at school. So I walked across the classroom and started swinging my hips... very dramatically...

And then I ran into a desk.

Everyone laughed.

I was such a dork.